Daughter: This classmate of mine pisses me off completely….
Me: Hello, would you like to modify that sentence?
Daughter: Ok, this classmate of mine bugs me totally…
Me: That’s better. Why use a dirty word in a routine conversation?
Daughter: Appa, ‘piss off’ is not dirty. You can check the dictionary if you want. You confuse it with ‘piss” – which is your problem.
Me: Listen, the origin is same. Why use it when there are non-controversial alternatives available?
Daughter: Because the alternatives don’t have the same impact.
Me: You just replaced the word with ‘bug’ and I thought it made perfect sense to me.
Daughter: It will not, to someone of my generation.
Me: Look, when you talk to someone of my generation- maybe your professors and bosses in the future- you have to be restrained. You could end up making a ‘negative’ impact by using a word which we were taught not to use.
Daughter: You need to change with the times..
Me: Don’t you think you’ll react the same way if, 20 years later, your daughter uses a word that you find dirty now, as part of a routine conversation?
Daughter: You are right. It sure will piss me off.