Tuesday, March 06, 2007

PC

I heard a Political Commentary on Prannoy’s Channel that P.Chidambaram is to be Publicly Criticised for the Punishing Cess he has introduced on everything from Pillow Covers and Potato Chips to Portland Cement, Pepsi Cola and Personal Computers. It is Perfect Clear that Premji’s Company will not be such a lucrative Profit Centre any more. Nor, for that matter, Pizza Corner. True, he has granted Petty Concessions on food for Pet Cats and brought it under Price Control. But, People Complain & Protest Ceaselessly that he has Pitilessly Consumed most of what comes into their Pay Checks. But, Poor Chap, what can he Possibly Control? His Party Congress presides over a Precarious Coalition. He has to Please Constantly his Partnering Communists who claim to Promote Cause of Poor Comrades. Otherwise, his Parliamentary Career would be Pre-maturely Cut.

The Finance Bill will receive Presidential Consent, as soon as the Pontificating Chief at Rashtrapathi Bhavan takes a minute off from his Prior Commitments of having Periodic Conversations, nay Persistent Chats with Precocious Children.

But, all this is Pointless Controversy, when the Earth is Perilously Close to Permanent Collapse, as Conan Doyle Predicted Correctly in one of his Professor Challenger stories. Because atmosphere is filled with Poisonous Chemicals and there has been no Pollution Control, Polar Caps are melting. All of us - you, me, the Positively Charming Priyanka Chopra, ex-President Clinton and his wife Hillary, a Potential Candidate in next elections, Prince Charles and his wife Parker Camella, the Pakisthani Cricketers and their Portly Captain now camping at Paradise Caribbean, everybody- will have to abandon all this Puerile Crap about Pecuniary Concerns and, instead Prevent Contamination of environment. So, Pay Charges that P.Chidambaram wants to Painstakingly Collect from rich or Poor Citizens. Or Practise Conservation of Precious Commodities and help improve Planetary Conditions.

This Post Certainly is Pretty Contrived and Pathetically Constructed. But, at least it is not Plagiarised Content. Do Publish Comments. Pelt Curses, if you must, but my Preferred Choice will be Pleasing Compliments.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

My monitor is completely wet ...

-Prabhu

N said...

Loved it. Excellent post - if you came up with that with almost no effort, you deserve to be a contributor to publications.

Anonymous said...

PPC

This is Pleasantly Publishable Commentary. There will be Plenty Praise Coming.

-Naveen.

Santhosh said...

awesome!!

dipali said...

Your humour is positively contagious!

hari said...

Now that's Perfectly Commendable!! :-D

Anonymous said...

Perfectly Composed with Precision Control..... ;-)

- Shiv

Raj said...

Prabhu, you must learn to control yourself.

n, without any effort? the last 3 days, words beginning with p and c have been swimming in front of my eyes.

Naveen, santhosh, hari, dipali and shiv : Thanks a ton.

Sowmya said...

kalakkal!

dazedandconfused said...

beautiful! :)

Raj said...

sowmya, dazed & confused : thanks.

Usha said...

Pretty cool!

Mysorean said...

Perfectly Captivating! :)

Nari said...

Superb!

You should possibly make a 'PC rap' number out of this.