Friday, August 18, 2006

My secret love

All over the blogosphere, poems on love are being churned out with effortless ease and at an amazing frequency . Some bloggers even narrate details of the special circumstances and the precise moment in which romance had first entered their lives. So, what does a poetry-challenged and romance-starved guy like me do when he feels left out? Head for the trusted, Romantic Love-poem generator, of course, to produce this mother of all love poems.

My Love


Your skin glows like the jackfruit,
and blossoms thorny & prickly
as the cactus flower
in the purest hope of spring.

My heart follows your
deep pipe-organ voice
and leaps like a crocodile
at the whisper of your name.

The evening floats in on
the wing of a great hungry vulture.
I am comforted by your dupatta
that I carry into the twilight of incandescent beams
I hold next to my gall bladder

I am filled with hope that
I may dry your tears
of concentrated sulphuric acid.
As my ears fall from my monkey cap,
it reminds me of your non-stop chatter.

In the quiet, I listen for
the last shrill howl of the day.
My heated nose leaps
to my handkerchief.

I wait in the moonlight
for your secret goodbye
so that we may depart , back to back,
in search of the magnificent beyond
and mystical absence of love.

Update 24/08/06 : If you type 'love poem'in Blog Search, this post actually shows up in the top 10.That makes me a Crooning Casanova uh?

5 comments:

  1. that was hilarious! i laughed with tears in my eyes.

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  2. Great fun. Mine...

    Your skin glows like the apple, blossoms red as the daffodils in the purest hope of spring.
    My heart follows your guitar voice and leaps like a puppy at the whisper of your name.
    The evening floats in on a great eagle wing.
    I am comforted by your panties that I carry into the twilight of Gangesbeams and hold next to my lips.
    I am filled with hope that I may dry your tears of rasberry juice.
    As my eyelashes falls from my jeans, it reminds me of your home.
    In the quiet, I listen for the last music of the day.
    My heated hair leaps to my scarf. I wait in the moonlight for your secret bed so that we may love as one, hair to hair, in search of the magnificient yellow and mystical car of love.

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  3. Hilarious.

    Here's mine:My Love

    Your skin glows like the lemon, blossoms acrid ardent as the cowslip in the purest hope of spring.
    My heart follows your clarinet voice and leaps like a wolverine at the whisper of your name.
    The evening floats in on a great albatross wing.
    I am comforted by your cardigan that I carry into the twilight of gatebeams and hold next to my ears.
    I am filled with hope that I may dry your tears of ink.
    As my nostril falls from my hanky, it reminds me of your pillow.
    In the quiet, I listen for the last creak of the day.
    My heated knees leaps to my skirt. I wait in the moonlight for your secret bridge so that we may grate as one, knees to knees, in search of the magnificient indigo and mystical dawn of love.

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  4. Anonymous3:10 AM

    Man give me a break! cant keep a good skin with sulphuric acid running down my cheek okay :(

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  5. Sowmya, love poems make you laugh?

    D&C : Raspberry juice. Really.

    lalita : careful, your teats of ink may spoil the cardigan next to your ears.

    anupadmaja: Unless your cheeks are made of cast iron :)

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